Blogger seperation

growley:

betty-foo:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

If you disable the Internet how will you use it

i dont need wifi when im riding your dads dick

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catie-does-things:

gallifrey-feels:

morgrana:

I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”

you just broke your own fourth wall

one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”

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scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

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Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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foodaddictofficial:

More yummy photos here!

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

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forrome:

"How’s school?"

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